Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 05, 2020

I think this is going to make my head explode.

Fahrenheit 451 – Kurt Vonnegut.

I understand the concept of “water mains”, but are there fire mains also?

Imagine my surprise that Waterman fountain pens is still in business. Hadn’t thought of them in decades until this cartoon.

Took me a bit to find Ralph today; for a guy (OK, squirrel) who’s been to Hades a few times, he seems afraid of a few flames.

Solves the sea level rise problem.

I’m more of a firewater man.

I thought Trump was the “fire” man.

Where does this leave the “Sandman”?

Why these 2 guys got 2 noses apiece.

Shouldn’t Whamond include Airman (a pilot) and Earthman (maybe an astronaut in spacesuit) to complete the set?

Reality Checked!

There is a region stark and stellar where, on a streak of anti-matter lived Dr. Edward Anti-Teller, putting the macassars on his chair.

When I was working at ILM we had a real fire department, they were the pyro team that created the explosive and fire effects for movies. We referred to those guys in the big yellow truck as the water department since they never brought fire.

I found 9 differences in just under 10 hours!!!

Just remember Chef’s In The Making, pure sodium and water do not mix any better than an oil fire and water.

Why is the water smoking