The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 12, 2020

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    kingdiamond69  almost 5 years ago

    Not just a shoe a duplex !

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve wondered if there was a connection between those stories!!!

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    Jack sold the other shoe to some little tramp named Charlie, who ate for a month!

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    The giant got a little owie on his knee.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ho, ho, ho…

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    to jack, the shoes weren’t worth a hill of beans…

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    Little Caesar  almost 5 years ago

    Isn’t anyone going to ask how she got so many children?

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Aha. I knew it!

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    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    Watch that first step!

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    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    A different version of “Stalking”!

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    She’s gonna need a bigger shoe. There’s no way she will fit.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s actually Ed Sullivan. It’s a…

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    Really big shoe!

    EYEAHHHHHHHHH!!!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Wondered all these years where she got the giant shoes…..killed off the giant…but where’s the goose that laid the golden eggs?

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    So now she has sole ownership?

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    donwalter  almost 5 years ago

    And Jack received the first of many royalties on his purchase of the beans…

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    4 finger discount.

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    AZCoyote  almost 5 years ago

    It’s still not big enough to live in.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Paul Bunyan’s on Line 2. He’s asking if Babe has been around there lately.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Next step: Call Chip and Joanna for a shoe rehab.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Not true. Somebody just planted this story.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    That’s how she was able to live well on a shoestring budget.

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    Andylit Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh man. It’s gonna cost a fortune to get ServPro out there. Complete disinfection, mold mitigation and who knows what else. Plus a full interior renovation.

    Title insurance alone is going to be a real chore. And what about legal heirs? And the laws about profiting from a crime. He was breaking and entering with intent to burgle, ended up killing the homeowner in the process.

    Walk away Mrs Old Woman, walk away.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    What? No more green beans in the market? Oh yes, there’s the murder too.

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    angelolady Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This is funny. And some of the puns are funny. :D

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