Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 05, 2020

one would wonder, Andy, as well as should keep it to himself

It’s a legitimate question, mate

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is saying it like it is , nothing that jack is stating has happened yet , so Andy’s statement in the last panel is legitimate :o) , my avatar today shows that an astronaut took just 5 photos , while the lady took hundreds of her going to the bathroom , it’s stupid how some people today take shots of everything from what they are going to eat up to hundreds of selfies, luckily my cellphone is a first generation Nokia and I can only phone people and send SMS’s and vice versa , how was your day ? our Sunday should be very busy but calm I hope ,since it’s stopped raining but it’s very cold here in Malta , have fun and congratulations on your new assignment Starlet.

…and to cater to a rather more upscale clientele.

This one is high on the lame meter!

Telegraphed waaaaay too soon!

Flo’s working the kitchen tonight.

When you leave, Capp. He needs better clientele to get those better acts.

Depends on whether he charges an entry fee on live music nights.

Wasn’t Guitar Bob part of a band once? Listening to that would be an ….. experience.

If you don’t like it then you can always leave, Andy.

Simples.

xxx

@Afficionado

I never take photos of my dinner and put it on social media. It’s already been consumed in the time it takes me to take a photo. Haha!

I’m also sick to the back teeth of seeing all the vegan posts. If a person wants to start a vegan lifestyle then it’s up to them. But there’s no need to take us through their “journey” We don’t care. They won’t get any “Ooh’s” and “Aah’s” from me or gushing at how amazing they are.

Hope you have a great week ahead, pal.

OK, I’m going to give you all a clue about the company I will be working for.

We already know it’s a nationwide construction and housebuilding firm.

So the clue is:

The headquarters are based in Uxbridge, London

Andy wishes that Guitar Bob would sing “Behind Closed Doors”. Said doors to be those of a vault 20 meters below ground!

Jack: “In order to better entertainment and food, I’ll have to raise the price of beer.”Andy: “This food is tastin’ better all the time, and Guitar Bob is startin’ to find his groove.”

Jack is trying to cater to a niche clientele – one that has a tin ear and a cast iron stomach.

@Number Six

Not Barratt Homes or DP Construction.

Because I’m nice, I shall give you another clue:

It was founded in 1908.

Not until you pay your tab, Andy.

The first Guitar Bob strip of the year, and I’m hoping it’s the last. (Or else, Guitar Bob dies while racking what passes for his brains desperately trying to answer a question on the first—and only—Quiz Night strip of the year!)

@RJM

Well done! You got it.

Please choose a picture of absolutely anything at all and I shall wear it on my avatar for a whole month.

Drop the link to the image in the comments.

Time to toss Guitar Bob into the canal. (And maybe toss those nasty pies in too. No wait, that would pollute the water!)