Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 14, 2023

Always give anything you do your full 100% – unless you’re donating blood…

Is that what causes Spontaneous Human Combustion?

There have been a few times in my life I might have come close

I’ve slowed my pace with age, even 100% isn’t what it used to be

That’s what happens when a politician tells the truth? No wonder they all lie like rugs.

Give 110%?

Make your donation in crypto currency. In a few days it will become 110%. (And in a few more it will become 27%, or maybe even 0%.)

Spontaneous combustion ⁉️

I’m not cleaning that up! :)

is that Mr. 110%’s face in the cloud?

This always winds me up when people say things like “I gave it 1000 percent”. These people really need to understand what “percent” means. Rant over