Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 10, 2023

The ride is free dude. Don’t like it feel free to jump off.

What do you expect for a commuter flight?

I think just riding a flying carpet would be entertainment enough

“Freshments” sounds attractive, but that has me wondering about re-freshments.

Bird squat 12 O’clock high – in coming snack.

Please remain seated with your seatbelt on while the carpet is in motion.

That wasn’t included in the wish.

I think he was expecting the red-carpet treatment.

Hey! That goose just crapped on me…what kind of flight service is this, anyway?

No movie in couch…

Uh, open air….no frills. You take your chances.

He gave refreshments up for lint.

whoa! an airline that doesn’t require shoes to board.