Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 02, 2024

That sounds pretty sweet!

Their euphemism writer deserves a raise for that one.

“We’re not letting you go…”

…we’re making you go.

Same thing….do I get a letter of recommendation?

Another fine example of American “capitalism.”

The wording excludes him from drawing unemployment benefits.

BOSS. Big Old Stupid S*B. Some people are slaves to work, power and money. Politicians don’t work but slaves to money and power. BOSS fits them to a T.

“You’re not fired, you’re fired up about your future.”