Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 31, 2024

Fine, we’ll teach you in jail.

Me and a friend were driving in foreign territory one night, when my buddy the driver asked, “What did that sign say?”

I replied, “Don’t know, I wasn’t listening.”

I got a sneaky feeling you’re gonna be walking Tonto.

Ah, the smiling badge of the law. What is that little dealybobber on the front of the hood? :)

“Do you speak ‘ahhh!, don’t hit me!’?”

You’re not supposed to speak it; you’re supposed to read it.