Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for October 31, 2020

Love the ‘bivalve missing one valve’ comment. Will have to remember that.

I don’t know— personally, I fast forward through all the ads claiming the candidate is morally a mess. They can take a 6th grade shoplifting of a candy bar and act like it’s a murder conviction. I’ve quit listening, I just check the voting record and pick the one who votes my way. That’s all that really matters anyway.

Mission Impossible XXXVI. Diogenes in the White House.

My husband recently had to make a difficult point in a teaching situation and was struggling how to make it tactful but unambigous. I thought for a minute and said, “If you came in wearing (insert absurd office outfit of your choice) and asked me ‘Is this a good outfit?’ and I said ‘For what?’ would you get the point?” So, with Teddy, he may be employed, but…as WHAT???

Let’s set all the politicians outside November 2nd. When the asteroid goes by, those with the most hot air will get sucked off the Earth by the asteroid gravity. We can dream it’s true right?