Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for October 31, 2020
Transcript:
"Teddy has to stop pretending to be a pundit." "It is annoying but..." He debates like a chihuahua. click His ads make pinocchio look honest. click If he knew any less about the economy, he'd be a bivavle missing one valve. click "...Teddy will always be employed." click
I don’t know— personally, I fast forward through all the ads claiming the candidate is morally a mess. They can take a 6th grade shoplifting of a candy bar and act like it’s a murder conviction. I’ve quit listening, I just check the voting record and pick the one who votes my way. That’s all that really matters anyway.