Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 01, 2020

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 5 years ago

    “These two were having an argument about something unimportant, and neither one called the other a nazi.”

    “DEATH SENTENCE FOR BOTH!”

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t there be at least a dozen conspiracy theories before the death penalty is issued?

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    Cheapskate0  almost 5 years ago

    Two weeks in a row (I check in on Sundays). Not so sure about this strip anymore.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  almost 5 years ago

    Just like every other hanging judge but only live and not in person. i guess sin really is the wages of death…

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Looks like a Monty Python sketch.

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    MrFixit  almost 5 years ago

    Judge Roy Bean, maybe?

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 5 years ago

    On an entirely different topic, Roman Polanski received Best Director honors in France yesterday.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    what crime -according to Rat - DOESN’T necessitate the death penalty?

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    retrocool  almost 5 years ago

    Facebook works like this.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    If social media were a judge, the judge would be both schizophrenic and stupid. Fortunately, social media aren’t in that position… unless you’re crazy enough to let such a system judge you.

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    “Our President claimed the other politician did something bad, even though there’s no proof.”

    “Death penalty to the other politician!”

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    suv2000  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t you mean barbecue the goat

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    I wonder if he’s inspired by Bill Maher.

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    shanen0  almost 5 years ago

    I can’t figure out the judge’s logo. Something about “ye judge of all”?

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Stephan seems triggered.

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    Guilty Bystander  almost 5 years ago

    “No! No! Sentence first – verdict afterward!”

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Big Yawnnnnnn … Croc Power !

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    matthew  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah. Twitter’s a lot like that. The 280 character limit makes a rational discussion a tad difficult.

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    Masterskrain  almost 5 years ago

    That “Judge” is qualified to head the DoJ…

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    Egrayjames  almost 5 years ago

    The Judge reminds me of Nancy’s response to anything President Trump says or does. Same mentality if you ask me…..or even if you don’t ask!

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    naplllp  almost 5 years ago

    You lost your head??? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!

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    Qiset  almost 5 years ago

    The judge in the Roger Stone case.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of an episode of The Orville where they visit a planet where everything was judged based on people’s ratings.

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    tripwire45  almost 5 years ago

    Social media and the thought police.

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    wllilly1960  almost 5 years ago

    CANCEL thatm#÷+=!!

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    Social media is so thin skinned.

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    Reader  almost 5 years ago

    As I’ve said before when he visits this theme – deToqueville noted the dangers of the tyranny of the majority in any democracy — even without electronics.

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    Ravioli's Gale Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This is every comments section on every news article.

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    jessie d.  almost 5 years ago

    The toon is a dig at social media for it’s venal influence and that it, social media, overacts in their judgements as the judge represents, i.e.,.. Guilty, Guilty, mob rule at its worse. He is not here critising the death penalty. He reminds that in the legal system due process is the check on tyranny/ mob rule. No man is an island unto himself, when the bell tolls, it tolls for thee..

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    jimchronister2016  almost 5 years ago

    Stephan thanks for reminding us what trump wants the court’s to be like!

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    Andrew Wheeler  almost 5 years ago

    Is someone being mean to Pastis on Twitter? Did he, perhaps, get his feelings hurt?

    Does he know that they have no actual power over him, and that he doesn’t even need to read it?

    He seems to be really obsessed with “people being mean online” lately, to the detriment of characters and jokes and actually making any sense.

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    Ukko wilko  almost 5 years ago

    Judge looks like Bernie Sanders.

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    Off with their heads!

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    mauser7  almost 5 years ago

    Judge Not, as ye shall be Judged!

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    redback  almost 5 years ago

    I am thinking, all who testify against me, even because I don’t obey the law and they are testifying because that’s the law: traitors to their country (‘I’ am the country). All who oppose me, death penalty (for now death penalty, we can think of an excuse to justify it later). If I can not get away with it, make up something so they can get death penalty. If they are better than me, death penalty. If they judge me, I make the rules, so nothing. Time for my covfefe break

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The funniest thing about today’s cartoon? No pun!

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    YorkGirl  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Yep, I remember “due process” as well. Thanks, Mr. Pastis!

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    cats_in_bowties  almost 5 years ago

    So did Steph get canceled on Twitter and this is just his way of working through it????

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Yes, the Queen of Hearts went bald in her later years. Please note, no Kennedy’s or other billionaire family members appear.

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    Herb L 1954  almost 5 years ago

    Four more years of hate.This will be Willy Barr’s America ;(

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    hk Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Save your brain – avoid social media!

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    Kip Williams  almost 5 years ago

    Show me on this doll where Social Media touched you, Stephan.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    The only real problem with society? People.

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    Dave Ferro  almost 5 years ago

    Which is why we have the Electoral College.

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    PBS1!  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t think social media is like that. I see it as a reminder that inside every celebrity is a human who’s just as mortal as the rest of us.

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    warning, NSFW (content) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enUo-1TjdEs

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    Super Fly  almost 5 years ago

    I’m seeing a trend here. Can I say “Okay, boomer”, or is that too obvious? Yeah, I won’t say it.

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    lordhoff  almost 5 years ago

    Your Honor, my client has been accused of winning an election. IMPEACH HIM!

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Pig is either caught up in the moment of the “joke” or has turned into a raving homicidal maniac!

    Is it time for bacon?

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    foxmike6513 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Perfect—as some one said, Twitter is the bathroom wall of the 21st Century.

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    Snoots  almost 5 years ago

    There was an episode on season 1 of The Orville where exactly this scenario was presented: a society in which everyone was judged, sentenced and condemned strictly by social media. It was a very well done episode that really pointed out the flaws of such constructs. One line in particular I liked regarding majority opinion: “I believe they have confused opinion and knowledge.” In my observation of history, the majority is seldom right. It’s also been observed by many that some of the most senseless comments on the planet can be found on Twitter and YouTube.

    Yes, they walk among us. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    People ARE obnoxious on social media.

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    avanehayes Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Real people die without due process all too often #CBP #blacklivesmatter It’s foolish to compare that to being “cancelled” by social media.

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    PBS1!  over 4 years ago

    HAHAHAHA! the judge’s expression in panel 7!

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    LOAFY  almost 4 years ago

    Hammurabi approves

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    csroberto2854  4 months ago

    “My client is a morally decent person-”

    “STRAIGHT TO THE F&#$@&G CHAIR YOU GO!”

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