Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 05, 2020

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Heady play.

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    LupisLight  almost 5 years ago

    I bet no car dealership in the world would actually let you get away with this…

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    bixya  almost 5 years ago

    I bet Cinderella would have wanted a Ferrari Testarossa

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    Fickle harpy!

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    wolfiiig  almost 5 years ago

    Striking while the iron is hot?

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 5 years ago

    …and brains, too.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So she will trade a pumpkin for a lemon. I’m not sure if that is trading up or not.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Now that’s a great idea!

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    In this case, it’s the car dealer who may have to worry about caveat emptor…

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    Scorpio Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Midnight where? Technically speaking, it is midnight somewhere on the planet :P.

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    donwalter  almost 5 years ago

    …now then…Cinderella sure knows which way is up…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Smart cookie! But she’ll lose her dress and then what? LOL

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    walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The dealer got punked.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Most Cinderellas I know are always looking to trade up. Prince Charming is a ‘trade up’ kind of guy too. Just saying.

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    So, if she gets a lemon in trade, at least it will last until she can sue the dealer. All he gets is a midnight surprise.

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    1953Baby  almost 5 years ago

    With your particular configuration, will you fit in a sedan, luxury or otherwise????

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    Herb L 1954  almost 5 years ago

    When life hands you pumpkins,make pie ;)

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That girl has got game!

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    Bob666  almost 5 years ago

    Smart girl.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Madame: What kind of air freshener were you using? The inside smells like pumpkin spice!

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    dimndno  almost 5 years ago

    I love it!

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Won’t the dealer be surprised.

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    ayespin  almost 5 years ago

    She’s certainly not a “dumb blonde!”

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    David Peters  almost 5 years ago

    Try that at “We Buy Anycar”

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    Calliope22471  almost 5 years ago

    Wonder what kind of trade in value a before-midnight pumpkin carriage has?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    Implicitly dishonest but smart other than that.

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 5 years ago

    Right before midnight, Cinderella’s luck was about run out. As she turned the key to the motel room door, the clock struck midnight and the handsome Prince she picked up turned into a grizzly Biker Bro’

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    brklnbern  almost 5 years ago

    Smart girl.

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