Garfield by Jim Davis for March 08, 2020

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    codycab  over 4 years ago

    Same thing happens to me when I try to pay bills.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    better edit that automatic answering machine, Liz (“if you’re Jon Arbuckle just to chat, just hang up”)

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    TexTech  over 4 years ago

    When I hit those long automated systems, I don’t get sleepy or bored. I get very angry!

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 4 years ago

    The options aren’t even in numerical order like they should be.

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    Orcatime  over 4 years ago

    Subtle.

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    rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sometimes if you just hit the 0 you can get a live body.

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      over 4 years ago

    I can totally relate to this.

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    Dobie Takahama  over 4 years ago

    Aside from the title panel, This is a rare Garfield-less strip! Neat!

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    mrcooncat  over 4 years ago

    Usually, the “Para Espanol” is the first option. There are millions of German, Chinese, Italian,French, Slavic and other nationalities in this country. I wonder why it is that the only language option is “Para Espanol” ….

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Yeah, I’ve done this before.

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    Did we know Liz’s last name before?

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  over 4 years ago

    I’m glad that my Vet’s receptionist picks up straight away. In an emergency a pet could be dead or close to it if you had to listen to all that lot.

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    HanWoodson  over 4 years ago

    He is like garfield

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    joegeethree  over 4 years ago

    Kinda sorta understand why Jon doesn’t have Liz’s personal number.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    If you’d rather listen to Boris Yeltsin reading the Moscow phone directory …

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    SpongebobPatrickBackwards  over 4 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Mario500  over 4 years ago

    (sees text of “A NUMBER YOU CAN BE REACHED IT” in the cartoon, mentally rearranges it to “A NUMBER AT WHICH YOU CAN BE REACHED”)

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    no kidding

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    CaveCat87  over 4 years ago

    At least it’s not like those old strips, where when Jon would try to call random women to get a date with them and even the answering machine would hang up on him before he can even get a word in edgewise about it.

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    jackianne1020  over 4 years ago

    I had this experience the other day calling a clinic. “If you know your party’s extension, enter it now. For results, last name A-F, press 111. For results, last name G-M, press 112. For results, last name N-S, press 113. For results T-Z, press 114. To speak to the nurse, last name A-F, press 121” You get the idea. I had to sit through the whole thing to get to reception, which was 7, not 0.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 4 years ago

    “If it’s my nerdy boyfriend, Jon Arbuckle, don’t press your luck.”

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    RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #StopP2025 #StoptheWars  over 4 years ago

    PHONE IS ENEMY!!! HOW DARE YOU, PHONE!!!

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    sdcutie09  over 4 years ago

    In the first panel, garfield doesn’t have stripes

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    hagarthehorrible  over 4 years ago

    The dame with red lucious lips is on guard. Poor Jon is unable to last till the electronic programmed voice. But that is really long I believe.

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    weatherford.joe Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Well, at least you can’t say that Liz is unprofessional.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    My wife has a cousin who did that with their home phone…yup. It was boring!

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    Petemejia77  over 4 years ago

    GASP! It’s a GMG strip!!!

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    BJ40  over 4 years ago

    Has anyone noticed at the Garfield title, that he’s lost his stripes ?

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    WentBrown  about 4 years ago

    hahahaha

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