B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 11, 2020

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

Only law enforcement and the military should have bows and arrows and shoot groundhogs.

Don’t forget the little green guy who beat up the snakes with a Shamrock…

I guess Mason forgot that Thor invented the calendar a long time ago..

“…and everyone is sad. Then three days later, the groundhog comes back and everyone is very happy!”

And here I thought it was a flying baby shooting arrows at the Easter Bunny. But, what do I know.

Most of these holidays are made up from the candy, flower and card companies….$$$$$

I’d thought it was the flying groundhog — or maybe a hedgehog? — sh!tting arrows at babies, until the shadow… ummm… (thinks) the shadow… oh!… The Shadow turns up to fight crime! Yeah, that’s it!

The Gregorian calendar still needs work. It won’t be replaced, thanks to “special interest groups”.

Yeah, if it wasn’t for the candy display at the grocery store I wouldn’t ever know what holiday it is. Except Christmas. That one gets my attention right after turkey day.

And in this case, if the groundhog does manage to see his shadow, six more weeks of laughter for all us readers!

Good timing. Today is Inventors’ Day.

I knew it. Valentine’s Day was actually chiseled in stone all those eons ago. Had to be.

Doesn’t he shoot arrows at old dead presidents?? I know it cost ME lots of old dead presidents!

ways to avoid confusion, agree on a calendar

They first have to either start measuring the days and where the sun rises and sets plus any stars to even begin it from scratch. Or when the CENCORD for CErebral Neural-photoniC recORDer gives them the information. Though of late some of them have been scrambling some of the information to them.

CENCORDing is the process for using the optic nerves to the brain to install or copy memories to down load.

Some years, I think almost everyone would like to shoot the groundhog.

I wonder…