Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 14, 2020

Is that how you met your husband?

Some doors are so pushy!

DOH!!

Drat’s, I usually push a pull door.

That’s push spelled P-U-L-L

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Illiterate dummies attracted to you, Auntie?

Does Walt know this, Aunty?

Aunty, are you in any way related to Hildegarde Hamhocker?

Aunty, are you planning to be a pigamist?

Not to burst your dream, Aunty, but he fled through the nearest exit door.

Doesn’t matter what kind of door it was… He took it out just before he ran screaming into the night… ☺

If he survives driving the wrong way down the one way street, you’ll see him soon.

I never do that, I am usually pushing on a Pull Door, get more bumps and a sore nose that way. :-}

Don’t tell Walt!

If he just Pulls Hard enough.

Maybe use the Winch on the front of his Pick-um-up Truck …

Yep, It’s just Walt trying to enter the flower shop.

Is she thinking of the “gifted” kid in the Far Side cartoon? He’d be somewhat older by now. Oh, wait, he was pushing a pull door . . .