Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 20, 2020

Well there’s one that never happened to Charlie Brown and his kites…

“Glasses, dude,” says Lio, “Get some.”

who flies a bird-shaped kite at a marsh?

Maybe he has some of that boat repair goop that also works on kites.

Lio [If He Could Talk]: “Care to explain, Elmer?”

Pay for a new one, and this is no time to kite the check.

Don’t push it Lio. He has a gun.

“It’s kite season.”

“Seriously? You couldn’t tell this wasn’t the real thing?”

Pssst, Baltimore Oriole, LIO

Hunter: “Sorry! Thought I was bringing down a tweet on the wing.”

Judging from the tight shot pattern, it looks like the kite was close enough to see it wasn’t a bird.

Duck Season!

Lio isn’t happy! “You owe me a new kite and get some glasses before you get a ban.”

The hunter must have been Dick Cheney

In the second panel, the tongue looked like his right eye, so for a moment his face was deformed like the elephant man.

Big mistake!

The same kind of person who drives down here in SoFla…

Lay off the schnapps, there, buddy!

Reminds me of a Fluxus sketch in which a hunter shoots a thrown hammer, goes to pick up the pieces, and argues with the thrower.

Whenever I shoot, I miss and that dog laughs at me. (Duck Hunt NES)

That’s going to look real impressive hanging above the mantel…

Dang amateur hunters!

Of course, Lio, one might say same of kite-flyers in a hunting zone during duck season!