Garfield by Jim Davis for March 27, 2020

Jon’s temperature will be 999.99, because of Jon sweating of Liz

Well, if cats didn’t bite down on oral thermometers, it wouldn’t be necessary to use the other kind.

what benefits are there of dating someone who’s in the medical field (for animals)?

Aya caramba, I don’t even want to think about that.

At least “She” is a “She”….

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John may be the type of person that would like it

And gives you shots. ( Don’t worry, I’ve gotten that taken care of)

Then She becomes a pain in the ….

Fortunately, that’s a worry only for you, Garfield!

Dating a pretty veterinarian brings out the beast in me!

Jon is hoping for a chance to take her temperature …

Sorry Garfield but it goes in our mouths for temp readings….even if your tied down on the bed with tubes in your mouth and enough equipment to scare away anyone. Then they come in and stab a metal rod in your wrist. So believe me you have it easy…..

and she tolerates you, Jon…don’t forget about that!

“Peg ’o my heart!”

Kinky.

Jon,doofus of the millennium? Dating a veterinarian? Now I’ve heard everything!

I’m guessing 187 f

I love Garfield

Jon might just like having her take his temperature. We do not know what kinky stuff he may be into.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I guess Liz is checking Jon for virus?

Taking Jon’s temperature? Yeah, with Coronavirus out and about, I guess it all makes sense.

Cats just don’t realize playing doctor is fun…

Doncha know it, Garf! That can be a real pain in the a$$… :D

Hooo boy…

LOL!

Hindsight is 20/20

A few years ago during an ER visit [a story for an another day] a special tape was placed on my forehead to monitor my temperature.

LOL …. good one today!!

With those red luscious lips she sure is fun around.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Garfield, what two consenting adults do in their bedroom is none of your busines.