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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 25, 2020

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    Sorry kid there is not a snowball chance in hell.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Are you sure? I mean, the Cubs did win the World Series…

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    PICTO  almost 5 years ago

    Is that the Eagles I hear in the background?

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    WilliamRichmond  almost 5 years ago

    Unless you go to Dante’s Ninth Circle of hell.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 5 years ago

    The only thing out there is Johnny Cash’s Ring of FIre.

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 5 years ago

    That’s great. And who knew they had coffee and donuts in hell?!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    I need to be cool, dad….my peers are laughing at me….

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    Brian Kehlmeier Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Why does dad look like Salvador Dali?

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    Nuliajuk  almost 5 years ago

    Some cultures – those that live in very cold climates – believe that hell is a cold frozen wasteland.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    My daughter, a teacher in SE WI, had hopes for today’s and tomorrow’s fizzled 8+ inches whiteout fizzled forecast.

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    gammaguy  almost 5 years ago

    But according to Dante, the deepest level of Hell is eternally frozen with the most intense cold possible.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Does “raining brimstone” count?

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Now, go outside and have yourself a hell of a time.”

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