Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for March 07, 2020

I can hear the smallest violin in the world playing a mourning song… maybe :)

Finally. A sensible use of a tie.

I loathe to have that noose around my neck. The only purpose I see is to show that the company has me on a short leash in her choking grip.

Tie? Because only his top half is displayed, I thought Mike had gone Ninja with his shredded U-Trou!

“Do you see the crazed beast?”

“Which one?”

Mike? Hey Mike? MIKE ARE YOU OK?

Maybe he’s using the wrong bait.

“Time flies like an arrow,

Fruit flies like a banana."

YAY Minnie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

how could he tell if it was a fruit fly with all the dots on his head scarf.