Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 07, 2020

and floor polish…?

Toothpaste

Wow, all in one.

Shouldn’t that include hand sanitizer?

creamer? As in ~ for your coffee? huh.

I am low maintenance. A bar of soap lasts me about 10 days. A bottle of shampoo about 6 months. Compared to what my wife spends on all those body washes, creams and gels, I get off cheap.

Aloe Vera + 91% alcohol = hand sanitizer. WASHING HANDS frequently DOES THE SAME THING!

OK, I go to a gym where the shower stalls have three dispensers: shower gel (green), shampoo (orange), and conditioner. I’m 99% sure that the shower gel and shampoo are both just soap with different colors. As a guy, to me it doesn’t matter, I use soap on my hair anyway. But…IS there a difference? Does shampoo do something for your hair that soap doesn’t? Why not use shampoo to clean your body, then? Why do we need two different products?

Chap stick and “personal lubricant”

Bring back the vibrating bed..coin operated.

And you know it’ll be empty when you need to use it.

You don’t want to see the one at the Notell Motel.

Eliminates Crows Feet..

There ought to be a coin slot with a 75¢ price. That’d be a real kick in the . . .