Herman by Jim Unger for March 29, 2020

Was it burning before the FBI agent showed up? When the police raid a house, do they turn the stove off?

“…Just the way I’ve grown to like it.”

Terrorism by another name.

Those are some groundbreaking investigative techniques, Grimsby./s

UFO = Unidentified Frying Object.

I wonder who complained to the FBI in the first place.

And he thinks saying that is going to work. Wait until he sees breakfast.

I gotta tell ya…I’m so sick of scrapping the pans every night…have to soak them before they come lose….she burns,and I do the dishes….

She’s a domestic terrorist!

I’m with the FBI. I need your absentee ballots. We’re going to make sure THIS election turns out the way we want. Our insurance policy didn’t work last time, so we’re going to do all the voting ourselves.

Tofu meatloaf surprise with kale-wrapped Brussels sprouts.

Just a weapon of minor destruction.

I wonder how many coughing and sneezing neighbors were called on by people lusting to deal misery.