Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Rat proves Goat right.

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    Dumb? No. Most naive or obvious? Definitely.

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Social media kills civility and sanity.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Some systems have built in lag. Think of how quickly your house cools down once you lower the thermostat. If you get impatient and push the switch lower, you’ll eventually overshoot and get too cool. I think Goat’s right and that we humans with our social media instantaneaty may be pushing too fast and overshooting what we’re trying to aim for. In a metaphorical kind of way.

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    Algolei I  over 4 years ago

    My platform is in a tree. I call it my treehouse.

    No girls allowed!

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    unfair.de  over 4 years ago

    With the always on media we may be too quick to act as we spent too much time on ranting or judging and too little time to learn an muse whether we got all the relative facts and have them put the into perspective.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 4 years ago

    “In this dark where everyone talks at once, some of us must learn to whistle!”

    —Walt Kelly

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    I guess a Tik-Tok video is next, eh Rat?

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    c001  over 4 years ago

    Well, in fact, Goat said a very smart thing. Only two decades too late.

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    Your mouth is cutting checks your brain can’t pay for ;-) …. Croc Power !

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    Mr. Organization  over 4 years ago

    That’s an interesting idea. We’ve seen a few examples of how instant communication can help during crises; perhaps we’re now seeing how it can be a liability.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Insanity…..

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    LilyGilder  over 4 years ago

    IT should have been called “anti-social” media.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 4 years ago

    Aw, Rat called Goat his friend. He really does care.

    I mean, not that much, but on some level he seems to care…a little.

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    mail2jbl  over 4 years ago

    Goat, it isn’t just possible, it’s likely. Look at what’s going on around us with the coronavirus scare. “CANCEL ALL THE THINGS!!!!”

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    Ellis97  over 4 years ago

    Goat just said the smartest thing in the world. Social media is depriving us of our freedom of speech and our sanity.

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    Masterskrain  over 4 years ago

    ANOTHER REASON that I’m glad that I just have a dumb phone, you know, one you use to make PHONE CALLS on…

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Now shove, Goat, off the cliff. You know you want to, Rat

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    It’s too easy to blame social media for some of the idiots who use it.

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    Snoots  over 4 years ago

    Allow a fool his “15 minutes” and the result is 15 more fools.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    I’ve spent my life avoiding idiots and annoying types. I don’t understand the current desire to allow these people into our lives via social media.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Recently Tweeted: Friends, Americans, countrymen, lend me your ears…. Careful our Fearless Leader doesn’t meet the same eventuality. Chance favors only the prepared mind. Only those with muscle-bound brains shall inherit the earth, but the wise will be a close second.

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    Eric S   over 4 years ago

    wait wait wait wait wait….. Rat has someone he considers a FRIEND ??? #mindblown

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    knight1192a  over 4 years ago

    Sorry Rat, but what Goat said is ten thousand times smarter than your facebook entry.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Crap – I was too late to be one of the first to post about this one. I ran out of Mt. Dew and Cheetos and my Mom wouldn’t go to the store for me…

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    Sherlock Watson  over 4 years ago

    I’d say that Goat is far from crazy, but Rat is right there next to him.

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Don’t jump, Goat! Rat’s just deliberately trying to get your goat, as it were….

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