Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 17, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Stephan, what would you know about the moods of a creative person?

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    DanielRyanMulligan  almost 5 years ago

    very good be this guy

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Looks more like the Congressional Record.

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    sirbadger  almost 5 years ago

    Trump’s brain thinking about Covid-19 and actresses?

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve read some about folks who make a living writing. A significant fraction of them claim that their most important trait is the ability to actually sit down and churn out words, every day, whether they’re “inspired” or not. Day after day after day. Not being a creative type person myself, I’m not able to say whether or not they’re blowing smoke.

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    The chart on the right was taken the day before the manuscript is due. Before that, it’s fairly calm.

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like the inspiration of a Vraylar commercial.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Looks like Donald Trump’s signature.

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    wrloftis  almost 5 years ago

    Steph, go run a cyclist off the road. That’ll calm you.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Better come up with some earth-shattering cartoons now, Steph!

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    The Old Wolf  almost 5 years ago

    It has to require a massive amount of creativity to work backwards from all those terrible puns.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s why a lot of creative people self medicate.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    What no Pot Of Gold ! Have a Great Saint Patrick’s Day Everyone ! … Croc Power !

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    jel354  almost 5 years ago

    More like the EKG of a person in the current situation.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    Getting booted to a basket on your front stoop scarred you for life, Pastis.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Artists need their space to regroup so they can grace us with their wonderful talents! I love Stephans work! Just keep on drawing!

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    ed27  almost 5 years ago

    The peaks are way too even… that’s not even remotely manic-depressive.

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    veldy  almost 5 years ago

    I know a number of ‘not creative’ people on the same graph

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    FassEddie  almost 5 years ago

    That’s the humming of my toilet seat after Taco Bell Tuesday!

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    What would Stephen know about being creative?

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    Recent chart of the DJIA.

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    The moon changes astrology signs every 2 hours, emotions change every 2 hours.

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    snookdog69  almost 5 years ago

    It,s not his

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The roat leading up to those great Sunday Punnies. Thanks Steph. Take a breath.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oops. Road.

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    Loopy Frogger Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When I first read the last panel thought it said crazy person… but now I see creative person…. in either case explains Stephan pretty well….

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    kf6rro  almost 5 years ago

    That may be what bi-polar disorder is Stephan…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So apparently Mr. Pastis has become a Quaker.

    (Perhaps he just felt that he needed some Friends.)

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    COL Crash  almost 5 years ago

    Stephan, the truly Creative people don’t get depressed very often because they can change the things that bring them down or at least find a suitable distraction that eases those negative thoughts.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Thankfully, of my five grandchildren, only one is an artist. But this techy now knows dancers are in the best possible physical shape.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve spent my life as a creative person around others like me and teaching other creative people the craft of writing fiction. Mood swings aren’t that common for those of us who write long form genre fiction. We tend to be mostly Zen when we write because we are too busy juggling things like character, plot, and worldbuilding at once. The business of publishing, however, is a serious source of stress.

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    YorkGirl  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That reminds me of the “push/pulls” we did to practice cursive writing. Palmer Penmanship! ;-)

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    jonnytest  almost 5 years ago

    Not to worry. There are marvelous modern drugs available for bipolar disorder. They work for everybody except “artists” consistently making bad puns. Electro-shock therapy straightens them out fast!

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 5 years ago

    How now, down Dow ?

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    dittodiane  almost 5 years ago

    Thank you for still being here and still giving us Pearls to read & enjoy!

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Visual track of a Spotify tune.

    Hey, Cartoon-Boy! What do you know about Creative Persons? Huh?

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