Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 19, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    “I have taken enough of your time.”

    I have wasted too much time on you.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Do you have a minute to take a poll?

    Q1: are you boring?

    Q2: is this poll boring?

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 5 years ago

    It was good talking with you

    This conversation is over.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  almost 5 years ago

    Just another way to say shut up

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 5 years ago

    Somehow, I thought it said Doctor of Linguiniology. That would be Rat, of course, the Teeny Weenie Linguine. He’s pasta all hope!

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 5 years ago

    So what’s the translation for “It’s not you, it’s me”?

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    Obi-Haiv  almost 5 years ago

    Who knew Rat was a cunning linguist?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Rick Roll cue in 3…2…1…

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    “I should probably let you go.” really translates to

    “When I asked how you’re doing, I didn’t really want an answer.”

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    Johnny Q Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Back in the ‘50s there was this humor book full of “decodings.” (Does anyone remember the title?)Kid: "It doesn’t fit!" Meaning: The other kids have a different color.Teenager: “I’m sick of boys! They’re so childish and immature…”Meaning: If Mom doesn’t let me wear lipstick, I’ll DIE!Saleslady: “It’s a nice hat.”Meaning: It’s a terrible hat, but it’s cheap.

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    sonneofman  almost 5 years ago

    As the line goes: get outta here, Stanley.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well done, Goat. Good job. You got the drop on him and made him eat his words.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    I often find myself using similar techniques. It’s not about being bored per se, it’s about having a schedule, or something I really should be doing. Not including ironing my socks. Usually.

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    hey, great to see you!

    somebody please shoot me now…

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    Yontrop  almost 5 years ago

    That first phrase saw much use on the telephone long before texting was invented.

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    hariseldon59  almost 5 years ago

    Rat gets the tables turned on him.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 5 years ago

    As Calvin said so rightly, “verbing weirds language.” But English is notorious for adjectiving nouns, nouning verbs, verbing predicates (as in this strip) or entire sentences, or simply allowing a single word to occupy every known part of speech. It has wonderful flexibility.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    If I only did social media ! … But wait I’m here ! … Croc Power !

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    WoodstockJack  almost 5 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

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    Ksandler4570  almost 5 years ago

    #truth

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    HA! Thats me! I hate talking on the phone …I prefer text or emails.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    When I say that to someone on the phone, it’s usually because I’m fairly certain I’m boring the bejesus out of them. [By the way, Stephan, you’ve used the less common spelling of ‘bejesus’ there.]

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    My fav is, “Hi there! How are you?”

    “I don’t remember your name.” (I’m terrible with names — and faces)

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A friend of mine will call, actual talking, and we chat, the old fashioned way. Anyhow he will say I guess I’ll be going and then does an encore. That is when I say: “I guess, I’ll let you go then!”

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “I should probably let you go” has been a way to end a conversation since long before social media.

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    snookdog69  almost 5 years ago

    well maybe it is you

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    Bookworm  almost 5 years ago

    In workplace meetings, anyone who says, “I’ll say this in conclusion” or “I’ll say this and shut up” really means “I’ve got another 45 minutes to an hour to go.”

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    “Stay in touch.”

    Translation: "Please don’t call or write for a very, very, very long time!

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    Well I’ll let you get back to whatever it was you were doing.

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    TurbosDad  almost 5 years ago

    How about: “Have a good one.” “One” what?…

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    it was so good to see you again

    what was your name again…?

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    Social media can be so confusing.

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    What is the normal amount of bejeesus in a human body before it is bored, beaten, or otherwise removed from it?

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    CeceliaWD Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Passive aggressive personality. Own that you are done with the conversation.

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    Dianne50  almost 5 years ago

    Odd, that people get so offended by the phrase, “I should probably let you go.” When I say it, it only means, “I really have to leave you now so I can go to the bathroom.” which, of course, I don’t want to actually say.

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    Typhoon37  almost 5 years ago

    Rat, Rat, Rat

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    gbars70  almost 5 years ago

    I see goat is apparently taking my yesterday’s comment to heart.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    He didn’t tell her he is Deepthroat?

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    knight1192a  almost 5 years ago

    No, no, Rat, you’re boring the ******** out of everyone. Maybe if you were actually smarter.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    TTYL

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    Mariah Johanna  almost 5 years ago

    To add to the explanation is that a lot of people are bored the minute they are not the one doing the talking.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Tough swallowing your own medicine, ehh, Rat?

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    rgcviper  almost 5 years ago

    The Bejeesus, huh? Now that’s an extreme level of boredom!

    Made me laugh.

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    Goat  almost 5 years ago

    How are you doing?

    Translation: I don’t really give a crap and just want to move on to the next part.

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