Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 16, 2020

My boomerang won’t come back ! (Play it again Dr. Demento)

No big surprise: boomerangs.com really exists. Maybe that should be 555-boomerangs.com.

They always come back to where they started!

Ancient alien theorists have no problem explaining how aboriginal Australians had the knowledge of aerodynamics to develop such a device.

That sounds like an endorsement.

Many unhappy returns?

A disappointing start, but I’m sure the company will rebound if they just wait a bit.

Don’t throw it all away, yet…

I’m having trouble coming up with a comeback for these comments.

Don’t complain, you’re getting a lot of return business.

So, this made me visit boomerangs.com. It’s actually a pretty cool site.