The movie Zootopia has a wonderful take on the DMV. Different animals work in different roles in that animated comedy. Guess which animal works at the DMV.
One time I walked into the DMV and there was only one person waiting. I walked up to the counter and the worker said, “You have to have a numbered ticket.” I walked over to the ticket dispenser and got a ticket. I started to sit down, and just when my butt was about to touch the chair, the same worker called out my number. It was like something you would see on the Carol Burnett show.
Right now in NY, they are all closed since NY is “Paused”. I can’t imagine what the lines will be like when they re-open! I have to go in and get my “real id”…..
So now I’m praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive. ‘Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you, I don’t think that I can really survive. (Paradise by the Dashboard Light)
We have a law here that government offices, banks, utility companies, and many businesses give preference to Senior Citizens, Pregnant Women & Women with babies, and Persons with Disabilities. There usually is a designated line, specifically for their use. It doesn’t shorten the wait all that much but you feel special. lol
Walked into my local DMV and couldn’t believe my luck – only one person at the window, so I walked up. Several voices notified me that I had to go to the end of the line of chairs around the wall. When the person in the “first chair” was called, everyone could move up. Quite a wait, but at least we were sitting down.
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Standing in line…..from here to eternity…..or please take a number.
Jonathan Mason almost 5 years ago
What is a DMV?
JoanHelen almost 5 years ago
I Googled DMV and it stands for department of motor vehicles. :)
rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And most of them have chairs to sit in while you wait to have your number called.
rshive almost 5 years ago
You learn patience too. Remember “Stand here until called.”
Little Caesar almost 5 years ago
“Do you believe in the hereafter? Get out your money, that’s I’m here after!”
DrDavy2000 almost 5 years ago
The movie Zootopia has a wonderful take on the DMV. Different animals work in different roles in that animated comedy. Guess which animal works at the DMV.
david_42 almost 5 years ago
Jokes aside, I’ve never waited in a DMV line for more than 15 minutes and I’ve had DLs in seven states.
dorotheac928 almost 5 years ago
We found that the best time to go is 4:45 on a Friday afternoon. Boy, do they move then!
J Short almost 5 years ago
One time I walked into the DMV and there was only one person waiting. I walked up to the counter and the worker said, “You have to have a numbered ticket.” I walked over to the ticket dispenser and got a ticket. I started to sit down, and just when my butt was about to touch the chair, the same worker called out my number. It was like something you would see on the Carol Burnett show.
sneezykevina almost 5 years ago
Right now in NY, they are all closed since NY is “Paused”. I can’t imagine what the lines will be like when they re-open! I have to go in and get my “real id”…..
mauser7 almost 5 years ago
Actually the DMV line would be purgatory.
mountainclimber almost 5 years ago
So now I’m praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive. ‘Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you, I don’t think that I can really survive. (Paradise by the Dashboard Light)
Linguist almost 5 years ago
We have a law here that government offices, banks, utility companies, and many businesses give preference to Senior Citizens, Pregnant Women & Women with babies, and Persons with Disabilities. There usually is a designated line, specifically for their use. It doesn’t shorten the wait all that much but you feel special. lol
oldlady07 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Walked into my local DMV and couldn’t believe my luck – only one person at the window, so I walked up. Several voices notified me that I had to go to the end of the line of chairs around the wall. When the person in the “first chair” was called, everyone could move up. Quite a wait, but at least we were sitting down.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Once more two comics on the same topic. (Brevity) Cartoonists do collude.
awcoffman almost 5 years ago
Try waiting at a Social Security office some time.