Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 18, 2020

I, for one, could not leave well enough alone. I’m not a sports fan so had to look this up.

For fellow ignorami, it looks like the Astros cheated by finding out what the other team’s signs meant.

But in today’s USA, I thought it was all about the title & whoever can grab power/money/influence – character being a sign of weakness.

Boy, is he gonna feel let down when sanity returns.

They had no idea how bad things would get in 2020.

Isn’t asking about sports an insidious way of getting to the news?

For being a secret is too much shared , considering that the captain of the ship reccomanded Eddie to be quiet .

Of course, sports! Because nobody has ever argued over that before, eh?

They’re kind of marooned on this island and the guy breaks the rules about getting news. What’s the opposite of marooned?

Even Gilligan’s Island had a radio that worked once in awhile to advance the storyline…

How does Eddie get to smoke in the bar?

And who won the NCAA basketball tournament? We’ll never know. Sigh.

I hope Eddie told the self-castaways how the Chiefs won the Super Bowl……..

I would have thought that these New Englanders would be too unhappy about the news about Tom Brady to bother showing up for work today.

L♡BSTAH FISHING. Methinks Capt. Eddie has a built-in bias.

Germany’s version of “Big Brother” revealed information about Covid-19 to the contestants that have been sequestered since February.

https://abcnews.go.com/International/german-cast-big-brother-told-covid-19-live/story?id=69645575

Sports, brain candy for the majority. Definitely not mine.

There is no such thing as sports news.