Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 19, 2020

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    willispate  almost 5 years ago

    et tu Siri?

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    Why wouldn’t somebody want to go to the No-News Island of Bliss?

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    sirbadger  almost 5 years ago

    If he went there, he would be away from Danae. Maybe that’s why they call it the island of bliss.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Siri, of course, cannot tolerate the island of no-news because “connectivity”.

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    dadoctah  almost 5 years ago

    Siri sounds a lot like Danae….

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    joegee  almost 5 years ago

    Siri and her ilk are probably a large part of the reason for the cruise to begin with.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    Can’t wait to see how that taxi is going to get him to an island.

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    saltylife16  almost 5 years ago

    Why did she call him a cab. He looks like a man to me

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Time to give Siri a tune up. She knows you to well. Clear her memory and let her start all over again. Perhaps turn off the snarky option this time.

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “I’m calling you a cab. You’re a cab.”

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    Nate England  almost 5 years ago

    Or maybe she’s just skeptical of its existence, being a purveyor of information herself.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh, you know Siri is actually thinking this.

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    smgray  almost 5 years ago

    I always wanted a smart-ass phone.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    smart phones are bad enough, smart-aleck phones are a bridge too far

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    The real world is perfectly fine if you limit your news intake.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe Victoria hacked his phone? After all, she (more or less) dumped Joe in the first place…….

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    FWIW, that cruise ship has been practicing extreme social distancing for about 3 years now. They may eventually be the only humans left.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Even one of the inventors of Siri has one but turns it off when he doesn’t want to be recorded.

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    Lightpainter  almost 5 years ago

    We once asked Siri what she looked like, and asked her if she would go out on a date…she had some good comebacks!

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 5 years ago

    Nobody likes a smart-a##se computer, even if it can talk.

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    Daeder  almost 5 years ago

    Makes me wonder…If there’s ever a serious outbreak of a software virus that can be detrimental to the functioning of digital assistants, will we have to implement social digital assistance distancing?

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    bakana  almost 5 years ago

    So, they finally installed the Sarcasm Subroutine into Siri …

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    GreenT267  almost 5 years ago

    All kidding aside, we are lucky in our current crisis to have the phone and the internet. Not only can we keep in contact with friends and relatives all over, but we can order supplies and have them delivered, download movies, music, etc. and read our favorite cartoons [and comments] to keep ourselves entertained. Some (unfortunately not all) of us can work from home and schools are working to ensure that learning can continue as well.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    The radio on Gilligan’s Island worked for the whole series thanks to the nuclear reactor the professor made from coconuts and reeds.

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    Mario500  almost 5 years ago

    (wonders about text of “A FEW TOO MANY” in the cartoon)

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