The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 24, 2020

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    “… and then I realized, this is the solution to global warming!”

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    after he gives his talk he’s just dead…

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Night of the dieing dead.

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    iggyman  over 4 years ago

    Dark Humor?

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    LilyGilder  over 4 years ago

    Gee, I was always told that DED men told no tales!

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    Less Monday... More Friday  over 4 years ago

    Could of save hundreds with…

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    Little Caesar  over 4 years ago

    “Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent Green day.”

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    luvcmx  over 4 years ago

    Another DED talk.

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    uniquename  over 4 years ago

    No longer living. For most of us, that’s a dead end.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    He got the idea from TED and he made it his dying wish to speak to others….

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    “And loving it!”

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    redback  over 4 years ago

    the talking dead

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    Nate England  over 4 years ago

    He’s killing it!

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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    DEDpan delivery. (Is that what the “D” in DHL stands (up) for?)

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    Crandlemire  over 4 years ago

    TED Talks — look it up

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    jel354  over 4 years ago

    Knock ’em DED.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    One of my nephews did a TED about the importance of the canon of great world literature in a college education. He graduated with honors, but he still hasn’t found a job. Sigh.

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 4 years ago

    I have to confess I don’t understand this one. Usually I’m pretty perceptive, but obviously not today.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I thought those talks required you to have a brain?

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    He died onstage.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Thankfully, they let you Tune-Out.

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    He left it all on stage. his foot, his arm, an eye…

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If he were singing, it would be…

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    The Grateful DED.

    EYEAHHHHHH!!!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    In that weird world where humans and zombies live together.

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    COL Crash  over 4 years ago

    But not quite dead yet either.

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