The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 23, 2020

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    Sanspareil  over 4 years ago

    Next time buy the ice cream but use the carrot truck to drop you off!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Yep. I read all the labels on the doughnut boxes, bags of chips, beer cases….

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Hey, I can count calories with the best of them. I just don’t believe beer calories count.

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    Jefano Premium Member over 4 years ago

    In my feed, this immediately follows Non Sequitur, in which the ice cream truck has been converted to sell hand sanitizer by the squirt.

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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    It’s hard to count the calories from a distance.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Eno said he’d cone-sider jump rope 101.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Watching, yes, avoiding, no.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Watch them then eat them…so?

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    LrdSlvrhnd  over 4 years ago

    “I have so been watching them! I always look at my food before eating it.”

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