Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 26, 2020

If I recall, Danae’s character needs maximum social distancing most of the time.

Don’t tread on (or even near) her!

Gives new meaning to “a bricks and mortar” establishment…

Tell the captains to wait ten minutes before opening the beer bottles.

Hmmmm…. Foom Burgers!

I like how they build the North East accent into the spelling, ah yuh

It’s nice to see Danae’s destructive, i mean, entrepeneurial side, being put to good use…

I remember making a tennis ball cannon back in the mid sixties. Beer cans were steel and if you cut out the top and bottom a tennis ball fit perfectly. A little light fluid and FOOOOM

I laughed at the gull in the fifth panel.

“We Lew, we Lucky Lew.”

Today, I’ve learned that someone invented a T-shirt gun. But why?

I call it “anti-social” distancing. Makes more sense.

I love Danae..she is my alter girlish ego…

Danae looks more like one of the Gravesite family today.

Now I get there family connection

Nice shot, Danae.

Just goes to prove that, after a fairly short period of isolation with the prospect of a much longer duration to follow, minds turn to inventive ways to get a job done. This one is super for a ‘hero’ sandwich, but with all respect, I wonder how it might work with spaghetti and meatballs with sauce.

Other examples of “too well adaption” would be welcome. Unlike other sports and pastimes, as of April 21 fishing is open per current seasons/regulations in Maine.

Danae grows up to be Nemi.

Wiley needs to show one of her missing the mark.

Rarely has a character had a “told you so” moment like this.

Hey, can I man the french fry machine gun?

I have a homemade TOW missile launcher. Two, actually.

Is there enough toilet paper on the Super Loo?

Good to see Danae’s genius helping others.

Ballistics is the best reason to study physics. =)

I like it!

I think I would have one of those fishing nets on a stick for catching lunch, rather than trust only my hands…

With that ballistic trajectory, I would say it’s more of a t-shirt mortar, or Howitzer!

Gram’ma? – I guess I still learn something new every day.

Why is there smoke coming out of the cannon? T-shirt cannons don’t produce smoke.

Go deep.

My Hero

How do they pay?

Love it!

Timeo “Danae” et dona ferentes.

Well, whatever it was that led Flo to say the kids were better off without her seems to be over.

Gifted strategy: Creative problem solving… Go Danae! I would have loved to have had her as a third grader, but NOT as a fifth grader, I would want Kate in 5th grade…

I like social distancing, but sadly everyone has converted back to crowding close. And now airlines want to pack more people in planes with stacked seating. Ick.