Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 27, 2020

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    Dtroutma  over 4 years ago

    Yep!

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    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    First you have to get their attention. Do you have a laser pointer?

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    jollyjack  over 4 years ago

    Once signed there might be an “acting” cabinet position available. Although the cat may be too qualified compared to a current office holder.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Well sure. But how can you TELL they’re laughing?

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And the cats’ response is “Oh, you are? It’s about time.”

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 4 years ago

    The one in the photograph is ready.

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    Turn on the can opener.

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    mischugenah  over 4 years ago

    As if dogs won’t throw you over the instant someone shows up holding bacon :P

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    The Old Wolf  over 4 years ago

    Is Wiley taking a break with these reruns? I hope all is well and not Covfefe19-related.

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    jessie d.  over 4 years ago

    but they’ll love you dearly if you keep the food a’coming …wait a minute or is that the food they love? ha.ha.ha but I do love them, that I do.

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    Egrayjames  over 4 years ago

    Love the cat cleaning itself on the coach….Wiley must have cats at home.

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    Masterskrain  over 4 years ago

    Remember, Dogs have owners, but Cats have STAFF MEMBERS!

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    1953Baby  over 4 years ago

    All commenters must be cat owners: they sure know the species! Couldn’t do without my imperious impervious felines. . .

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Mine’s pretty loyal; he follows me around like a puppy.

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    WDemBlk Premium Member over 4 years ago

    For loyalty- just keep the food coming & the litter box clean.

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    monya_43  over 4 years ago

    Oh yeah…she has their rapt attention.

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    steverinoCT  over 4 years ago

    I took in a kitten; had him for a year and a half until I got married to an allergic and passed him to my sister. She had to move, and the cat went to my next-door neighbor. They had another male cat who was rather bossy, and my cat drifted across the street to another family, where he lived out his life, coming over to visit often. So, he had little experience of loyalty, but didn’t hold a grudge.

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    An earlier commenter made a wise statement – dogs have owners, cats have staff A very cool observation

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    ninecat Premium Member over 4 years ago

    There’s probably a fly in that lampshade. If so, it’s doomed. The lampshade, that is.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    Cats are loyal, they just don’t show it the same way dogs do.

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    Must be Mrs. Griffin. see… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NalZ53-MRPw

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    Alabama Al  over 4 years ago

    Oh, if they believed it would keep the gravy train rolling they would take that oath without a second thought.

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    Cats are loyal enough. People mistake obedience for loyalty.

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    saltylife16  over 4 years ago

    Grandma’s legs in them shoes should do the trick.

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    Snoots  over 4 years ago

    “I will be loyal to myself.”

    “I will indulge my whims.”

    “I will ignore external influences contrary to my will.”

    “I will ignore external influences even if they agree with my will, just because.”

    “I will loyally deprive myself of internal gas buildup, preferably when my tail is facing she who delusionally believes she is my owner.”

    “I will follow my true nature and nurture my inner self.”

    “I will be loyal to no other than myself… unless they have tuna or salmon.”

    “Even if they have tuna or salmon, loyalty will be a flip of the coin… and temporary.”

    — The Cat Loyalty Oath

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    Redd Panda  over 4 years ago

    How about…“Everybody line up, c’mon now, in a straight line”

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    ChristopherSutler  over 4 years ago

    “I’d like a book on training cats.”“That’s over in the science fiction section.”

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    spoeden  over 4 years ago

    Must be a slow day for Wiley, repeating a panel from 2016.

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    anomaly  over 4 years ago

    If someone is anxious to betray you, they’d jump at the chance to gain your trust by taking a loyalty oath.

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    wordsmeet  5 months ago

    I spy…a childless cat lady! heheh

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