Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 01, 2020

Do you see a way how i could do that doofus.

David was never renowned for being a great thinker.

See? The dangers of biting your nails.

and she takes a hands off approach to relationships…

Why did Venus de Milo dress up for dinner, but David didn’t?

She does not have the right to bear arms.

I admire David maintaining that body with the gyms closed.

He asked, disarmingly.

Not until he puts on a loin cloth….especially at the table…

Gotta give the lady a hand… maybe an arm, too…??

Just noticed… she has a STRAW in her drink… HA!!!

Don’t worry, mate, she’s ’armless…

She’s starting this relationship slowly. In a past relation, the charms of a careless sculptor had completely disarmed her.

David is slinging his best jokes hoping to “slay” her.

The waiter won’t get a good tip from David, he came to Phill a stein even though no one ordered beer.

She’s a picky eater.

She can’t tolerate a hand to mouth existence.

She’s been around for a millennium and a half longer then he has. I guess that makes him her boy toy. (Or should I go and find something else to harp about?)

Real fancy place. But the food costs an arm and a leg.

DAVID: My eyes are up here. VENUS: Well there’s not much down there to see