Don’t know if it was here or on another strip where I said it, but I quote the comedian who said that he wouldn’t eat anything that sounded like it grew between his toes…
There’s a line in a jim butcher book, where the hero is asked what he’d like on his vegetarian pizza-“Dead pigs and dead cows. what? they’re vegetarians.”- harry dresden
arjun.shriv over 4 years ago
Well Played Spider, Use Garf’s Diet Hate to gain sympathy. Will it work forever?
Clarence over 4 years ago
The spiders look weird now
codycab over 4 years ago
Maybe swat the spider’s wife instead?
MathProf2 over 4 years ago
If I were a male black widow spider, I’d definitely want to marry a vegetarian.
KA7DRE Premium Member over 4 years ago
Seems like Jon’s house is always full of spiders. He should go downtown and buy a few cans of Raid.
jmworacle over 4 years ago
Garfield showing mercy?
jagedlo over 4 years ago
Don’t know if it was here or on another strip where I said it, but I quote the comedian who said that he wouldn’t eat anything that sounded like it grew between his toes…
suv2000 over 4 years ago
If man was not meant to eat meat God wouldn’t have made animals so tasty
h.v.greenman over 4 years ago
Hit him anyway, it would be a mercy swatting
MathProf2 over 4 years ago
Garfield Minus Garfield (homebrew): https://we.tl/t-Eizk3LNuwd
pcolli over 4 years ago
Put him out of his misery.
Ringo’s nose over 4 years ago
TOFO FLY
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
I’m surprised he didn’t scream, “Swat me! Please end this nightmare!”
assrdood over 4 years ago
Additionally, the poor spider is short 2 legs to begin with.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 4 years ago
There’s a line in a jim butcher book, where the hero is asked what he’d like on his vegetarian pizza-“Dead pigs and dead cows. what? they’re vegetarians.”- harry dresden
mail2jbl over 4 years ago
Actually, Garfield, swatting him would end his suffering!
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Get outta there as fast as your eight legs can carry you, Spidey!
CaveCat87 over 4 years ago
If it tastes bad, it must be good for you.
kf6rro over 4 years ago
I thought the spider would start begging Garfield to swat him.
Dogs102 over 4 years ago
The Garfield+spider comics are so hilarious like this oneThey always make me laugh
Coach The Most Fluffy Dog!! over 4 years ago
Wow,.that is king of sad!!
AndyMoser over 4 years ago
The stingin’-vegan spider ate lots of tofu and had the runs from the curds last night. #tofuhungry :)
BJ40 over 4 years ago
Next panel, Jon puts Garfield on a diet.
hagarthehorrible over 4 years ago
That’s is a little sweet talk between sworn enemies.
N̵̡̿͝a̴͉͝t̵̺̙͂e̴͔̕͜S̷̭̽̒ă̴̡̼̅ỹ̵͕͎̂z̷̲̼̚2 over 4 years ago
wait so animals can read each other’s minds?
donwestonmysteries over 4 years ago
Tofu Fly. LOL
WentBrown over 4 years ago
A spider going vegetarian……. that’s new. But to be fair there is a species of vegetarian spider.