Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for May 17, 2020

Don’t forget getting a beer, having some pizza, napping on the couch….

Have to have some robots cheering for the visiting team, too, so they can get beat up by the home robots.

Hey …. somebody stole my idea. Fans could build (or buy) robots that have the capacity to make hand clapping sounds, cheering noises, booing sounds, and other sounds actual fans make. The fans could control them from home.

At the rate that folks are rushing out to newly open bars, I suspect the stadiums will be packed by fall; Covid or no Covid.

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Robots are trying to take over the world.

What about the concessions?

Battery recharge: $12.50. WiFi connection: $27.50. WD40 spritz: $10.00. Ca-ching!

Green screen the arenas then CGI the crowds in with VR avatars.

Google: sewer pipe breaks during super bowl halftime show

I wish I could afford and Boston Dynamics would sell me a “Spot.”.