Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 24, 2020

Spin, Rodney, spin. Look into it.

The nag…uh, I mean steed…is faster than he looks.

As the saying goes, “Advance to the rear!”

King: “Wow! That must have been one intense battle!”

Rodney: “WHAT DID YOU SAY?? SPEAK UP!! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!”

All hail the Fink!

If the hail did tht to your armor. Why does your horse looked untouched?

Where is the horse’s bridle ?

Looks like the armor guy is going to have quite a bit of work on his hands!

A little too honest there, Buddy!

Ping pang, wallah wallah bing bang…

Some one got a can opener?

Now his insurance rates will go up…

Rodney is a little dingy.

Fink really needs to get that nose tumor looked at.

Does his armor insurance cover hail damage?

Rodney, you’re an idiot. ‘Yes, sire, a great battle!’

Fortunately, the horse had a knight for cover.

Did you know the Elephant seals large proboscis is used in producing extraordinarily loud roaring noises?

Maybe it’s spaghetti

The fink is haopy as far as you are in one piece. His asset is intact. Nothing else matters to him.