Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 29, 2020

Regarding the hair salons being closed, they can follow the example of Pam’s boy, they should wear space helmets.

“Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’ Into the future.”

but hair color sometimes gets left behind.

I heard a story, uncorroborated, about a woman in France being fined 135€ for buying a hair-product…

The document we need before we can leave our homes, lists “essential food”… Apparently, the police discovered the hair-product in her bag and fined her because it wasn’t an essential food…

Now I can use the excuse of not being able to get a haircut to look the way my hair looks most of the time.

I wonder, though, if Pam’s still keeping her hedge trimmed.

I knew there was a reason to flaunt my gray proudly.

I predict the development of new hair styles with a thin spot in back that make it easier to tie a face mask on without getting your hair caught.

At a time like this, that helmet is useful.

The kids are responsible for her needing the markers!

They’re open in Georgia, thanks to a governor who is trying to avoid paying unemployment benefits.

My leg hair has gotten out of control.

I’ve never understood some people’s need to color their hair to hide the gray. Maybe it’s because I grew up in the ‘60s when frosting was all the rage. People always used to rave over my 30-something black-haired mom’s “prematurely graying” hair & ask her where she got it frosted. As for me, my brown hair isn’t going gray so much as dishwater blonde, & that’s fine with me – I’ve EARNED every one of those “gray” hairs! Besides, I like being low-maintenance…

I have been cutting my own hair for years. I guess I was preparing for something like this without knowing.

With barber shops being closed, it gives me an excuse to wear my hair in a ponytail as a way to hide my growing bald spot.

Looks perfectly black to me. Can’t blame the colorist for this screw-up.

Brewster Rockit AKA Pony Tail Boy.