Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 30, 2020

“Sorry. No returns. Besides there could be another one at any time. Keep it and stay prepared.”

Note to the unnamed cadet: Never argue with a man that has kilbots.

What? Quarantine lifted? Where?

And they wondered why the station’s plumbing was backed up.

Dr. Mel, I recommend that you make a clearance sale and thus you contribute to the revival of the economy in the R.U. Serious.

He could have always just used a coffee filter or dryer sheet.

Ah, this IS a fantasy strip.

I know, TMI, but I put a roll on Apr 2 and still have about 1/4th left. Again, what are you TP moguls doing with the stuff?

Didjiz see the guy in Australia who really tried to return this stuff? The supermarket owner/manager gave him the one-fingered salute. Australia had a new national hero.

As long as he didn’t try roasting his chestnuts in an open fire…

Many of the big box stores like Costco and Sam’s Club are refusing to accept refunds on toilet paper and other hoarded items. They posting signs stating this pretty quickly in an effort to reduce hoarding.

The worst part was that it was foil wrap!

A guy in Australia tried to return 4800 tp rolls he’d hoarded, he got the finger from the store manager.https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-aussie-shopper-tried-to-return-4800-rolls-of-toilet-paper-20200414

I’m still on Roll One.

Sometimes, constipation can be a good thing, at least for awhile. Meantime, so many people I know have a diarrhea of words and a constipation of ideas.

We don’t take used toilet paper.

You know, if you unwrap it carefully and don’t tear it, you can fold and reuse it…

https://i.redd.it/j0sa8dcpe3n41.png

In TX they are now selling TP imported from Mexico. They had to change the rule to allow it to be sold without any labeling in English. Dunno how they expect people to figure out how to use it without English labels. /s

Deck the balls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la…..

I know cartoonists like to work several weeks in advance, but when was this one supposed to run…September?

It’s crapping paper now.

LOL! My nephew is a manager at Proctor & Gamble… he hoarded over 50 cases of their toilet paper… he found that it’s not selling like he hoped, so he’s “being the generous guy that he is” by trying to give it away to old people… (real reason is because sleeping on the couch is hurting his back since his wife won’t let him into the bed until she can park in the garage)…