Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 08, 2020

He must be a rescue dog.

Not every day you see a licker with liquor.

What’s the difference between a house dog and a dog house? What’s the difference between a support dog and a dog support?

Are you saying I’ve been letting my support hose down all these years?

That would also work most likely. You would spend so much time smiling and doing your best to cheer them up, you would have forgotten all your own troubles concentrating on theirs.

This pup needs to meet Sybil from “Lio”

Is his name Droopy?

Pig picked up the dog from “Rat’s Sauced Plastered and Colic Animal Association” guaranteed to have a blood alcohol content to destroy most viruses.

Spuds Mackenzie, party animal.

Dog needs bacon, not booze.

There as a panhandler w/a pooch walking an island @ a very busy intersecsection the other day! Called ASPCA!

Only from the land of PIG will you get a dog that needs support ;-) … Croc Power !

I wonder how much day drinking the lockdown has encouraged?

He’s gone.

Manic Depression’s best friend…

Well paint that dog white and call it Brian…..

Pig need the support, but, whatever….hiccup

Not necessarily, rat may already know the dog.

Crocs? They need more support.

Reminds me of Happy time Harry

Oddly, they won’t let me take my emotional support hippopotamus on an airplane.

Hello, Whiskey, my old friend…

I’ve come to sit with you again.

He’s a big help if I start to feel too good about myself in these trying times.

If this doesn’t get you to the shelter to adopt a dog, nothing will. You know they’re an assembly line like Auschwitz.

I had an emotional support rhino once… the emotion was fear

My older brother had several dogs who were adopted because they needed him more than he needed them. One of his final dogs was a golden retriever who had been kicked in the head by a horse. That dog was weird and dumb as dirt.

My dog could use a stiff drink once in a while.

Scotch is my new best friend.

Every dog in the animal shelters needs emotional support.

i think pig might need to see if he even needs an emotional support dog

I’m our cat’s emotional support human. He whines for attention and won’t let my wife touch him.

Just what Pig needs! A dog in need of emotional support. Maybe they can support each other. Or fail together….

Much of the time if you are really helping someone else, you can forget about your own problems.

Ah yes, the North American Downer Hound