Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for May 06, 2020

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 4 years ago

    Just right. Now you put one on, Betty.

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    Yontrop  over 4 years ago

    He didn’t have anything to say any way.

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    M2MM  over 4 years ago

    A double thick cotton mask outperforms surgical masks & N95s under normal use by non-medical personnel – the W.H.O. did a short study/test on the topic very recently. Of course, they were cough-testing the spread of COVID-19 by an infected, but low-symptoms person in a room with petri-dishes.

    The person coughed 5 times, then they removed the exposed petri-dish and checked it for the presence of the virus.1. no mask2. surgical mask (the pleated kind that loops over the ears3. N-95 medical mask4. homemade double thick (2 fabric layers) maskThe mask that leaked the least was #4. The testers were very surprised. :)

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 4 years ago

    Bud: “Mmfff mmfff!”

    Betty: [mutters] “Works for me…”

    Bud: “Mmmfff?”

    Betty: “Nothing…”

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    Kalkkuna  over 4 years ago

    Perfect! Two problems solved at once.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If you can breathe, it isn’t tight enough.

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    TheBigPickle  over 4 years ago

    That’s what SHE said…

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    joeatwork212  over 4 years ago

    Where’s the masks with a “smile” on it? Or a big, handle-bar mustache? I’ve heard they’re out there, but I’ve never seen one.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 4 years ago

    Just right for some people.

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    listmom  over 4 years ago

    So far I’ve made two masks for my husband. He complained the first one was too big. I made the next one medium sized with adjustable straps. He didn’t like the nose piece, so I replaced it with a different one. Then he wanted it to cover more of his face. I can’t win. On the nice side, my mom loved the mask I made for her.

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    paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Every wife’s fantasy . . . ?

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