Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 07, 2020

faulty clay or it was left in the kiln too long

I don’t quite get the spontaneous crumbling?

Viola’s some sort of energy vampire, like Colin Robinson.

Always a bright side…

Spontaneous congratulatory potterpoop.

Yup it’s now a pile of Potter Poop.

Spontaneous comdustion…

I keep all my favorite awards in a massive glass cabinet.

Viola is a bully. Her continual corruption of Petey’s name is a common bully tactic.

And on the name tag, these words appear:

My name is Petey Potterpoop, Nerd of Nerds;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Pot, boundless and bare

The lone and level shelves stretch far away.

No more spontaneous than an earthquake—it’s all about time, of which Petey has too much.

If it weren’t for bad Karma, Petey would not be our forlorn, OCD, inertia-loving anti-hero….