Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 08, 2020

So where did the loot get off to.

It would have been interesting to see what would have happened if they got “booty” mixed up.

And you knocked it out of tune!

Reminds me of another joke about misheard words…

A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down, he noticed that there were three items on a stand next to the doctor’s desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer. When the doctor came in, the man said, “Look Doc, this is my first exam – I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but what’s the beer for?” The doctor immediately became enraged and stormed over to the door, flinging it open, and yelling at the nurse, “For the last time, I said I wanted a BUTT LIGHT!”

It’s OK, I’m with the band.

And on that melodious note, they all ran for the ship

A Les Paul lute should be good as gold.

This humor was a bit sharp.

You could have done the job yourself if you weren’t so handicapped, now put your eyepatch back on!

I just hate it when my lute is bloody.

it changes the sound

what a bunch of galoots…

Oh dear. He said the “b” word.Close your precious eyes my little snowflakes