Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for April 29, 2020

The Call of Camusthulhu??

You got off easy Doug.

Omigod, you killed Doug! You bastard!

’SOk, Doug, we dug you while it lasted.

How to draw Doug in four different poses.

Relax. Ruben is putting his self through this.

1. Print out today’s strip.

2. Cut it out of the paper it printed on.

3. Tape the end of the comic to the beginning of the comic.

TADA! Doug goes on forever! Sort of like “Groundhog Day”…

Don’t worry Doug, thanks to your creator you will exist over and over again and by multiple creators.

Yep, that’s life.

Sorry, but today’s strip has no depth.

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. I’ve seen neoflects* radiating from my torso in Panel One. I watched my own hands break through the boundaries of the past in Panel Two. These four moments will be lost in time, like plewds* in rain. Time to die.”

*For “neoflects” and “plewds,” see Mort Walker’s Lexicon of Comicana

The time axis runs from the origin to negative infinity. It only includes stuff that has happened. There are ways to do a kind of arbitrage by moving from universe to universe. Doug hasn’t mastered that yet.

Guessing that Doug doesn’t get many second dates.