Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 14, 2011

Hai-Aaah!

A one man soccer team! The sport will never be the same.

Andre’s going to be the world’s first soccer goon!

(Well, except for Nigel deJong …)

Soccer is the most boring sport on the planet.

I think he’s confusing soccer with Rockem Sockem Robots.

And Hillbilyman, I think you’re confusing soccer with baseball.

Good foot action Andre..lol

I’ll second Hillbillyman, but in a close second is golf. Baseball, is a little further down on the list after baketball, cdward.

I thought for a second that Andre was doing that chant from the New Zealand All Blacks.

Here’s another vote for baseball as the most boring sport …

I’ll take soccer over football any day.

Put him in as goalie and see what happens.

I’m pretty sure at least two of those interjections are yellow-card offenses.

American football; 5 seconds of action, 30 second break. 5 seconds of action, 30 second break. 5 seconds of action, 30 second break. Punt, 2 minutes of commercials. And people say soccer is boring?!

Soccer is just exhausting to watch. All that running back and forth and so little accomplished.

HAHA! We moms are always trying to expand our poor children’s horizons….

Well I can’t wait for baseball season to start. I can’t stand basketball.

And then there’s Australian lulls football. Now that is just brutal to play.

Oh you who know so little of soccer!

I agree about the boringness of baseball, and submit that Andre is thinking “sock her” rather than soccer…

Golf hold the record for most boring sport to watch. When my hubby watches, all that whispering makes me want to take a nap!

What? No mention of cricket?

The problem with soccer is threefold: Low Scoring, Minimal Equipment, No Statistics. All of the big American sports have various combinations of these factors. Baseball may have low scores at times, but plenty of equipment and tons of statistics. Football scores from 3 to 6-7 points at a time, have massive equipment and good quantities of stats. Basketball may have little in the way of equipment, bur fair amounts of stats and it’s not unusual for the scores to go into the 3-figures.

Uh,Oh! Could Andre be a secret Cthulhu worshipper?

Cricket is a long boring game, too.

I never could stand ANY spectator sport (unless my own kids were involved )- 2 oldest in gymnastics as allrounds and younger son in wrestling.

Most sports are boring if you don’t care about them. Most sports are exciting if you care.

He’s confusing soccer and Dragonball Z.