Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 01, 2020

Cold leftover chicken soup for the soul. Mmmmm I wonder if it’s Campbell in the can?

It’s sure to get bigger if you think happy thoughts.

eating cold pizza the following day will make the headache go away

Whitey Herzog – the early years

That’s why scarves and nose warmers were invented.

Just like hats. In the summer, they are wide and floppy. But when it gets cold, they are close and wooly.

This long

Chattanooga Tennessee

This small

Y France

He certainly isn’t showing the size of the fish he caught….

…just wear a turtleneck …

…call it faux skin…

…a girl at work a long time ago…

…say all men say it’s seven inches when it’s really two…

…I said it is when I’m done playing with it…

…(old fishermen’s/comic strip joke)…

…that looks like Leslie Townes…

…I don’t have any tattoos…

…but that Teresa one is the 1st one I’ve ever wanted…

…that is the truth…

…well, a Trump truth…

…Campbell’s chunking pea green soup…

…for when you don’t want to go back to work…

…with the virus still out their and you’re only on season three of Schitts Creek…

What a big ole lunker fish/comic strip tale.,. Cold cod though..and shower…

The dark shadow talks to me and is good for boxing you know. No sun… No shadow and cold .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcovHHOCtpQ

Ah, the Costanza effect.

Cold shrink wrapped.

I’ve heard it called a lot of things, but “COMIC STRIP” isn’t one of them. I prefer a name not ending in y.

Comic strip? NO … Lame wrecktangle? YES …!

It’s not about the size of the strip, it’s about the lame in your game.

Nice tribal tat.

Get it while it’s fresh, “This Big” Guy!

Actually, I suspect “This Big” Guy doesn’t have much between his ears except storage space for his comic strip archive….

Is that Reggie Mantle from Archie Comics?

I was in the pool I was in the pool!

… this is my handle …

… this is my spout …

… ice ice baby…

…ice cold beer here…

…the space bar between my ears is ringing clear…

…don’t blow in his ear…

…you’ll give him a big head…

…during the newspaper wars of twenties comic strips were king…

…and Universal…

…now, peaked and tweaked we have The Frog…

…the gosh darn it bestest comic going…

…if it was an old fashioned coffee pot…it would be well seasoned and never washed…

…chocked full of flavor… and not very quotable…

You see, I am a mammal, and they are useless, case closed.

If your comic strip blows hot and cold, your comic strip probably blows, hot and cold….

I think he’s signalling loss of down