Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for May 19, 2020

It gives me inspiration for what to leave for a tip.

So the chef has recently died, huh?

That waiter oughta run for pres. He’s got the chops. Promise much, deliver little.

I remember having lunch at a trendy little Italian restaurant in Niantic, CT. 6 little tortellini. I remember thinking that I would be at McDonald’s as soon we left.