Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 09, 2020

Those bewbs look like a sack of nuts! And rather pendulous.

Please Aunty go put some clothes on.

Better your ass than your stomach.

Brain bleach! Stat!

Cover up, woman !!!!

Well, if you’d stop chewing them out.

Hang out with people who are fatter than you!

So. . .what’s it to be? the numbers on the scale or an occasional piece of . . .chocolate or pecan pie or lobster and butter or. . .all things in moderation, even moderation. . .

And, another 150 pounds attached to your mammy glands and cupcake gut.

Just put it all behind you, Auntie. Oh, wait. She did, that’s the problem…

Even scrolling past quickly, I got too much of a look… ➿

You used the wrong term, Aunty … an ass is behind you; you have a beer gut achieved by eating cupcakes and drinking wine … to excess!

You should pick a more slimming color, Aunty!

Twiggy was a child of the 60’s-70’s but I’d Hate to Imagine a World where All women thought they Had to look like Her to Be Atractive and Desireable. Everybody is different and what is Important is Who you are Inside and if you are Happy with Yourself as you are, all is OK. I’d hate to think all Men had to look like Tiny Tim Too. :-}

Janis is doing her part over at Arlo and Janis.

Where’s they get that picture of me???

Just hang loose, Aunty! Wait, you already are…

Aunty, you really should get one of those anti-gravity bras.

Been there, got the t-shirt and the weight!