Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 27, 2020

“I’ve been abducted by several aliens, but Doug was the most professional by far.”

Dang it, Brewster, just offer him a couple extra bucks and point him toward Dirk Raider.

Calling it now… #dougshotfirst

Remember, no disintegrations.

Task Lyst by Scott Hylbert, nice little techno-thriller based on the cartels using the gig economy.

“…only if you do a good job.”

“As long as you don’t talk too much.”

Next, Brewster will ask Doug if he brought along an emu.

“This man should be in a straitjacket.” – Max Bialystock, NY impressario

Bubba Fett…

Doug the Bounty Hunter?

Are they looking to hire part time?

Quick, Brewster. Throw him a baby Yoda and run the other way.

Boba Fett has five stars.

The Mandalorian is between gigs.

Brewster has a bounty that’s worth it for anyone to claim?

I once checked the Yelp reviews for the auto towing yard up the street where they take illegally parked cars. Uniform angry 1 star review, for some reason.

Uba Fett.