Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 26, 2020

Always charge your wand before battle.

Fighting over the last pair of chopsticks.

Whether it’s wands, roosters, or missiles, some men have to find a way to see who measures up.

Out of mana already? Should have spec’ed at least something into regen.

Aw man! We could have had an epic wizard battle here!

Looks like both of you could use larger packages of AAA batteries.

Did they start a fire by rubbing the two sticks together?

It’s all fun and games until…you know, the thing.

Warning!… This type of activity can lead to a splintering experience.

Should have used some Energizer batteries, guys!

Stick it to ’im, Wiz!

The Force is weak with these ones!

Harry never had to worry about running out of magic.

“Sticks or Stones Can Break My Bones, But Your Wand Lacks All Energy”,,,

must be a power failure…

“En garde!”

Wait a minute. You wizards are doing it wrong. You gotta get in a telephone booth first.

No social distancing.

You always need a Plan B.

Who wants to throw money into this fight?

Be sure to make light saber noises with your mouths!

And thus, on Tuesday May 26th 2020, “Wand Fencing” was born. The main injury? Splinters!

Goin old school!!

At least it’s not belt buckle lightsabers…

Rincewind?

This is an anticlimactic battle. What rookies! How long have you two been wizards? What an embarrassment to the profession.

Why am I thinking of Spaceballs right now?

Wanderlust.

Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!

(gets reminded of a certain “wizards duel” in a certain movie named “The Sword in the Stone” while viewing this cartoon)

Foil Rules, or Epee Rules?