Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 04, 2020

But will he get paid? Maybe in nuts

The only good squirrel is a dead squirrel!

Things were already a little nutty … now they are positively squirrelly…

And he’s using one of those Acorn computers… must be a Brit squirrel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acorn_Computers

Maybe the squirrel smells some nuts?

Clever little things, these squirrels.

Knowing squirrels, he’ll probably just bury his files and forget where they were.

The squirrel works for ACORN?

Don’t let boss-man get ideas; pull the shade!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFZFjoX2cGg

Didn’t Acorn Computer close nearly 20 years ago?

He has at least two coffee mugs in his office while his “coworker” already starts the day bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

Friggin’ tree rats…

Planning and coordinating the bird feeder attack

SQUIRREL !!!

Forget the Apple logo origin myths. It was a squirrel that took a bit out of it.

Actually, in every company I ever worked for, it was the CEO whose job was non-essential. . .

love the Acorn computer

Your “job is essential”…you can be replaced. (Speaking from experience.)

Stupid quote of the decade;

“I only went to the bunker to check it out, just for a minute.”

I will fight to the death, to protect your right to be silly.

Acorn developed a superior cpu design, but were unable to compete in the computer market. Their ARM architecture is still used in most cellphones.

I suspect people are getting a real sense of their place in society now that ‘essential’ has been codified. Humbling, it is.

I wouldn’t worry about a squirrel taling over my job. I’d worry more if it was a chipmunk.

I’m just nuts for the new acorn PC!

I wonder what kinds of operating quirks & legal shenanigans are involved with Acorn Computers…

Now, that’s a bit squirrelly!

Weird stuff here. Venetian blinds are rarely used to separate interior spaces. The worried guy seems to have a large office. The squirrel has a better monitor.

Think I might go home now and look after my yard.

In the Zombie Apocalypse, very few jobs will be considered ‘essential.’

Meanwhile at Amalgamated Tree Nuts.

And he works for peanuts.

I hear most kindergarten kids can do art better than most “modern artists”…….of course, I heard that from a carrier pigeon……..

Figures. Work here for years and the new guy gets a desk closer to the window!

If you have a paper name tag, your job may not be essential.

Well, at least he still gets the Apple computer.

The Squirrel is stuck with Microsoft Office.

It may not be his job, the squirrel is after. It may just be the apple on his desk.