Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 05, 2020

A friends’ list would be very short.

The list of the Fink’s enemies is slightly shorter than my last CVS receipt when I bought a single packet of hearing aid batteries.

That kind of talk can get a guy put on the rack.

It is a list of his known enemies.

Probably still shorter than either of POTUS’s lists

Should have gone with a shorter paper that just says “Everyone in Id”!

Easier maybe, but definitely depressing

It should be a ‘shorter’ list. Like simply “Everybody”.

The Fink’s friends are just enemies who haven’t had the right opportunity.

And the list lengthens hourly. . .maybe even secondly. . .

….“I don’t have any friends just a bunch of idiots that I know”, said the Fink!

I thought that his enemies list would be real easy, just go select – all.

Trump has one name on the back of his little hand.

I always wondered why Nixon didn’t take Rodney’s approach

“Proverbs 18:24 says a man that hath friends must shew himself friendly: and there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother. As in, making enemies is less work”

That’s a CVS receipt isn’t it?

What list of friends?!

More to the point a list of his friend. Singular.

if you went with short list, then think of the jobs lost from making long list, just like in any government bureaucracy where you have so much make-work that you need 3000 people for a department that could be done by 3